The Asterick *

The end is near!

First, I must apologize for taking so long to take care of all of the keeper business. 2 kids ain't no joke. But then again, neither is getting married or having 1 kid so enough with the excuses and here we go...

The tradition has been to say a little som-som about all the managers and how bad all you are as GMs, followed by mad props for the big winner. This year however, with the lockout, the truncated season, and all the crazy life events that happened in our keeper league, you dont deserve any mention or props if you can't at least say ALIBT. Too Tall Tae came in at 7 out of 12 leaving 5 of you losers unable to even say ALIBT (this includes yours truly).

In order of most suck to least suck:

12 - Clipper Stan!
11 - Conflict of Eddie's Interest
10 - Rose Against the Transfers
09 - ElliSue's Island
08 - Dean of the Criminally Insane
07 - The Commishioner of New Lob City

06 - The Asian invasion! Linsanity! Too Tall Tae Yizzang! It must be boring in Michigan, cause you can say for certainty that you've out done the evil twins, I respect you sue and your commish. Maybe next year I'll do you dirty like David stern did the lakers and start pocket vetoing trades left and right.

04 - awww how cute... You guys got fourth place together, you almost monied together, but almost doesn't count, and almost is always never not good enough. But you can say without a doubt ALIBT. OPTIMUS PRIME FOOL = kwonye... Not quit prime yet. Wannabe Cuban = Dirty Sanchez (I think you could take down Skip Bayless too)

03 - CHOEzilla, the big thrilla from Manilla, calf man calf amazing. For those of you who don't know, I spent all of the first few weeks telling him his team was not viable, shows you what I know. Hopefully Dwight will end up in Jersey, and I can convince you the his numbers will suffer.

02 - Hamdunk like the silent assassin, just crept into the league and took 2nd place like it was nothing. From 5th to 2nd. You better watch out fellas.

01 - Magic Mike you like? I guess the trick is the get engaged (win fantasy) and get married (win fantasy). Seems like the logical choice is to have a baby (win fantasy?). Never in the history of keepers have we had a repeat winner, maybe you should pop out a baby and go for the trifecta... Wait is that... Eee-ur... Eee-ur... I think he's gonna make it happen.

If you're one of the big 3 winners, email me you're addy and the check will be in the mail!

Commish out!